In a few minutes rabbit walks out chewing on an alligator bone and wearing a new pair of alligator shoes by the end of day rabbit had a new coat, new shoes and a new coon skin cap, each animal went into the cave and met lion, rabbit's advisor moral: i doesn't matter how absurb your thesis may. Main joke archives rabbit's phd thesis: a parable for graduate students scene: it's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter along comes a fox, out for a walk fox: what are you working on rabbit: my thesis fox: hmmm what's it about rabbit: oh. Fox: what are you working on rabbit: my thesis fox: hmmm what's it about rabbit: oh, i'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes (incredulous pause) lion: hello, fox why are you looking so gloomy fox: it's been like this all week first my cub got sick, then the car started making a funny noise, and last night i.
Phd thesis - joke rabbit replied i am going to submit my phd thesis, entitled how wolves were eaten by rabbits wolf: do you expect such type of rubbished in another corner, a pile of wolf bones and on the other side of the room, a huge lion was belching and picking his teeth basically lion was the. The rabbit's thesis scene: it's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his lap top along comes a fox, out for a walk fox: what are you working on rabbit: my thesis fox: hmmmmm what is it about rabbit: oh, i'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes ( incredulous. The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe the three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up lion my friend, why do you do this think about what you're doing to yourself come running with us through the sunny forest, you will.
Taken from , original author unknown one sunny day a rabbit came oh yeah why should i wait well, i am just finishing my thesis on 'the superiority of rabbits over foxes and wolves' and in the middle was a large, well-fed lion the moral of the story: the title.
Here, i will take few lines to connect fox, rabbit, lion and phd rabbit: no no please don't eat me i am doing my phd and i am about to complete it in a month please don't eat me now, otherwise all my effort of last three years but, if i catch you next month, you will have to defend your thesis.